I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND
team I’m the ugly friend but it’s good bc I’m funny and chill
Real life: most common eye color is brown
Literature: eye color is anything but brown
cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
i don’t even know where to start with this post
boy nipples are weird
girl nipples are weird
the word nipple is weird
the phrase nip nops is weird
That’s why you call them sensitive chest raisins.
first of all, no
turning on private browsing like
SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
"write about me"
and I told her
"break my heart first"
I can almost eat myself out I just gotta train a bit more then I will finally fully be my own hoe