Other people are not medicine.
It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via l-eer) ←

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

foxnewsofficial:

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results

dontneedyourheroact:

shout out to natalie dormer and nicki minaj for both walking a fine line between ‘ethereal princess’ and ‘otherworldly predator’

killbenedictcumberbatch:

governmentname:

killbenedictcumberbatch is the biggest fucking trash heap on this website, both literally and figuratively, probably.

edgy

sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

A black boy gets murdered and his community stands up for him and are attacked by police for over 2 months and are deemed animals and violent rioters

white people set cars on fire over some damn pumpkins and get called “rowdy” aint that some shit

Snoop dogg has the best style

patheticbae:

*wakes up from coma* 

teacher: here’s 300 assignments you missed and the homework from the past 3 months and all the 100 tests you didn’t do