selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

qwyet:

untitled on Dyspneic Flickr.(please be lovely and don’t delete the source)

qwyet:

untitled on Dyspneic Flickr.
(please be lovely and don’t delete the source)

are you 10
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thatsmoderatelyraven:

Yes. 10/10 I’m very good looking

zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

zaynsprincess:

you know what i dont understand????? those stupid tours that vine famous people go on?? like all of the stupid white boys?? you’re paying to see a bunch of stupid ignorant white boys be idiots on stage??? you can see that for free in high school

baconnnnnnn:

why are high school students in movies always 30 years old

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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myynt:

i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

pnssy:

I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BUT I ALSO WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD I AM CONFLICTED

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter

Unless you have a peanut allergy

Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement

wyit:

“_____ liked your post”

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“_____ reblogged your post”

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how do you determine if someone is too old to date?
Anonymous

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma