screenburned:

people who are in their 20 or 30s complaining about ‘kids these days’ is super funny to me, like i saw someone complaining about how kids at some pool were playing marco polo but with ‘hashtag’ ‘yolo’ and if that’s not funny to you then what the hell sucked the joy out of your life

snapchatting:

itsmydarkesthour:

snapchatting:

mango? why not womango? end sexism now

womango make me a sandwich :P

image

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

officialnorthamerica:

officialnorthamerica:

7 billion people, 14 billion noses

Wait that’s not right

jealousies:

i don’t know what’s worse… ppl who dont give a fuck or ppl who give too many fucks

raalts:

my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

silenthill:

yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!

yall today: pussy or butthole

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

williams-sonoma:

Gorgeous AND good for you: Smoothies.

williams-sonoma:

Gorgeous AND good for you: Smoothies.